The audacity of help these days!

See this cat. She doesn't move. She is 14. She is creaky. She is grouchy! She also thinks the best place in the whole house is the bar in the kitchen. The pellet stove happens to blow warm air right to that spot on the counter.
These days we can't even throw her on the floor because she is so arthritic, but as soon as you put her down she creaks her way right back up there again.
Jeesh! Of course she has no problem pushing the papers all over the place.